The name's Mina Beretta. I have a knack for hunting things, just not the deer or rabbit kind. If you have any strange happenings, drop me a line and I'll see what I can do for ya.

I just recently got a job as a ER nurse. Give a few weeks and I'm sure I'll be complaining about it all the time.

I'm currently rooming with this crazy girl and her boy toy till I can scrounge up enough money for a place of my own.
AIM: minaberetta

((OC hunter, FC Lyndsy Fonseca, NSFW w/ page breaks, occasional gore))
Blue Eyed 'n Dangerous

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Jun 2nd at 8PM / via: vanitymorrison / op: vanitymorrison / reblog / 4 notes

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

Miss, I doubt you would remember.

That doesn’t sound ominous at all. What is this place anyway?

It’s an old, run down FBI training facility. Now it’s all about the paperwork and desk jobs. Unexciting, really.

-eyes him suspiciously- Uh huh.

Not a fan of the FBI? I don’t recommend staying here for too long.

No, I’m not actually, but you sure do seem determined to get me outta here.

Jun 2nd at 8PM / via: allhailk / op: allhailk / reblog / 34 notes

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

Oh! Uhh, Mina Beretta. I was just looking for the Real Estate agency. I guess I got the wrong building. Sorry.

Three buildings down. This isn’t the first time that’s happened. Lucky for you, it wasn’t on purpose. 

I don’t wanna know what would’ve happened if it was on purpose, do I?

Miss, I doubt you would remember.

That doesn’t sound ominous at all. What is this place anyway?

It’s an old, run down FBI training facility. Now it’s all about the paperwork and desk jobs. Unexciting, really.

-eyes him suspiciously- Uh huh.

Jun 2nd at 7PM / via: allhailk / op: allhailk / reblog / 34 notes

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

Who are you people and what are you doing here? Business or pleasure? Ladies and gentleman, I’m on a time crunch here.

Oh! Uhh, Mina Beretta. I was just looking for the Real Estate agency. I guess I got the wrong building. Sorry.

Three buildings down. This isn’t the first time that’s happened. Lucky for you, it wasn’t on purpose. 

I don’t wanna know what would’ve happened if it was on purpose, do I?

Miss, I doubt you would remember.

That doesn’t sound ominous at all. What is this place anyway?

Jun 2nd at 7PM / via: allhailk / op: allhailk / reblog / 34 notes

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta:

allhailk:

Who are you people and what are you doing here? Business or pleasure? Ladies and gentleman, I’m on a time crunch here.

Oh! Uhh, Mina Beretta. I was just looking for the Real Estate agency. I guess I got the wrong building. Sorry.

Three buildings down. This isn’t the first time that’s happened. Lucky for you, it wasn’t on purpose. 

I don’t wanna know what would’ve happened if it was on purpose, do I?

Jun 2nd at 7PM / via: allhailk / op: allhailk / reblog / 34 notes

allhailk:

minaclaireberetta started following you

 akathegirlonfire started following you

 elizabethisabelladonahue started following you

 stark-enterprises started following you

Who are you people and what are you doing here? Business or pleasure? Ladies and gentleman, I’m on a time crunch here.

Oh! Uhh, Mina Beretta. I was just looking for the Real Estate agency. I guess I got the wrong building. Sorry.

Jun 2nd at 7PM / via: allhailk / op: allhailk / reblog / 34 notes

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Jun 2nd at 2PM / tagged: (I g2g run errands. bbl). / reblog / 1 note

heliosmellhark started following you

heliosmellhark:

-squeeze hers and blushes- You’re too sweet. All lovely-jubbly…I’ve always wanted to become a superhero or something like that so yeah, I believe in Supernatural creatures. Why? You an Angel? It would explain the face -ahem- 

-laughs- No, I’m definitely not an angel. My best friend is though. I was, unfortunately, the guinea pig when he was testing out his new powers. -shrugs- I used to be a hunter. My job was to track down monsters that were causing problems and kill ‘em. That’s why I used to travel a lot. I followed the monsters. Ghosts, shapeshifters, changelings, ghouls, rugarus, you name it, I’ve killed it.

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heliosmellhark started following you

heliosmellhark

Well I can for sure assure you that I’m not gonna freak out. But your personal life is yours, not mine. But if you ever need to talk or just someone to listen to you, I’m yo’ man. And I’ve been told that I’m a freak who works in a library so. You shouldn’t care about what people think about you. If you love yourself, no one can take that awesomeness away from you, darling. Stories? Well I say, try me. It wouldn’t kill you to try and I don’t know… release your ‘apparently odd story’. I promise that I won’t judge -place a hand on hers- I promise, okay? -stares in her eyes intensely- I can’t do what I want -laughs- I have to see if there’s a job for me in this domain first. 

I’m sure there’s a job somewhere out there for ya. You just have to go find it. -smiles, turning her hand over to give his a squeeze- You really wanna hear some stories? Alright. I’ve gotta ask ya somethin’ first though. You believe in angels and demons, vampires and werewolves, and everything else that goes bump in the night?

(Source: minaclaireberetta)

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

[text] Wait. You can be more awesome than you already are? :)

[text] Funny.

[text] I thought so.

[text] Shit, he found me. TTYL

[text] Good luck!

heliosmellhark started following you

heliosmellhark:

Oh shit, I feel so stupid right now. You know I was messing around, do ya? Cause I didn’t mean any harm to your family or whatnot. I mean like… What were you doing exactly? Because your answer isn’t clear at all… I-wait. I know you don’t want to tell me and that’s fine. I’m a stranger after all. I’d write the Notebook 2: the children of Allie and Noah. No, I’m kidding. I’d love to write critics of different ‘play’ in New York. And if I really lack the imagination. I’m looking into becoming a biochemical engineer, or an astrophysicist.

It’s not that I don’t wanna tell you. It’s more that the reactions I get usually aren’t the greatest. I’ve been told I’m crazy more times than I’d care to count. People just don’t believe in stories as much as they used to. -shrugs- Well, it may be cliche, but you can do whatever you want to. You wanna be a play critic, go for it. 

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Jun 2nd at 1PM / via: heliosmellhark / op: minaclaireberetta / reblog / 35 notes

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

[text] Plans don’t always work out like we hope. This baby is one of the luckiest kids on earth, you know that?

[text] Raise the bar higher for me why don’t ya

Is so glad Mina can’t see him crying.

[text] Wait. You can be more awesome than you already are? :)

[text] Funny.

[text] I thought so.

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

[text] Oh hush. I’ll help out whenever you want.

[text] You’re awesome. This was completely unexpected. The plan was to wait three years.

[text] Plans don’t always work out like we hope. This baby is one of the luckiest kids on earth, you know that?

[text] Raise the bar higher for me why don’t ya

Is so glad Mina can’t see him crying.

[text] Wait. You can be more awesome than you already are? :)

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

theswansongsituation:

minaclaireberetta:

[text] WHAT?!?! Dean that’s fantastic!

[text] A newborn and a year old? Fantastic isn’t the word I use

[text] Oh hush. I’ll help out whenever you want.

[text] You’re awesome. This was completely unexpected. The plan was to wait three years.

[text] Plans don’t always work out like we hope. This baby is one of the luckiest kids on earth, you know that?